Where too now Captain?

So, dating is hard to do, and breaking up is my forte. I love getting into a relationship about as much as I like getting out of one. Working out the details, never been good for me. If you are going to bitch at me, and snap at me, and just irritate me in general, then I'll send you packing. Or I'll go packing. One or the other.

So, where too now? Well, I have had a successful adult career of failure. What is the job title and industry for that?

I haven't stepped off yet...

I can't quite get it into my head to write something deep and meaningful here. Still haveing trouble with realtionships. I would like to consult someone proffesional about this, but I don't feel that I have the time. What to do next?