Does Grapes start with a P?

The second day of our lord, crash and burn and scorn my mother.

I need a new hard drive. One of those ones that plugs into the Fire Wire port. What's it called. an I.I.E.E. 4.1 port, or something like that?

Can I buy an other vowel please?

I played scrabble yesterday, and totally kicked Lauren's ass. She and the other girl I was playing against thought they were so much smarter then me, and I scored a 154!

The last time I bowled I scored a 148.

I am watching a wasp sting a green bug to death and now it is manching on it's face. It just flew away. Imagine if wasps were the size of humans. We would be screwed.

So, I have started to write in my blog more regularly because I have become increasingly jealous that my friends, and GF are reading other people's sights, and they find them funnier then mine. BoooHoo. I need to figure out how to post pictures, and then I will really be the coolest.

Here's a photo of me acting all professional like. Yea. Who would have thought I could look so clean. But why didn't he tell me that my tie was all crooked?

Ants are crawling on my ankles now and biting me for no apparent reason, other then I am sitting here. Little bastards.